I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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