Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i wish my penis had a tongue
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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