she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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