she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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