idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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