Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We got so high we made milksteak
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i now understand why vodka
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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