Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
worst night to have a conscience
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
