some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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