I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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