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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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