I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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