I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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