I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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