im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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