if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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