so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i am craving dick and cupcakes
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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