just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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