Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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