yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
