Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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