he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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