Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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