Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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