omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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