I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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