You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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