i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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two words...techno handjob
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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