Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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