it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Enjoy the penises
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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