ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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