Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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