In the future we'll all be gay
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i would punch a child for taco bell
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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