and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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