Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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