i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.