THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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