Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
