do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Congratulations! We have a period
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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