We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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