Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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