Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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