he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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