dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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