i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just pee around me
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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