So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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