Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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