Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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