you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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