that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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