is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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