It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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