Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
