I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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