she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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