Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
well you can't waste a boner
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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