just come out here and I will go home with you...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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