she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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