ugly people sure do ruin things
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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