TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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