did you get engaged???
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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